name: Lisaage: 19
birthday: 8th August
single or taken: single
eye color: blue
middle name: Verafavorite color: bluelucky number: 13
hogwarts house: Gryffindor
favorite fictional character: Elsa
favorite television show: Doctor Who
describe yourself in a few words: sarcastic, funny (at times), optimist, loyal, stubborn, perfectionist, creative, imaginative, grumpy old lady when tired
meaning of your name: God is my oath, God’s promise
ultimate otp: right now whouffle, mavin, caskett, merthur and johnlock
what do you plan to/do for a living: archaeologist; doing research, digging up things, the history business
starbucks order: something without coffee - preferably with chocolate or caramel
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert
dawn or dusk: dusk
righty or lefty: righty
coffee or tea: tea
rain or shine: shine
reading or writing: reading
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
oh fuck no.
HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ
Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!
fuck that son i’d be out
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
- Humans really do have auras
- Humans have organs to sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation actually repairs telomeres in DNA thereby slowing aging
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist and each of us my inhabit our own unique universe
- Meditation speeds healing
Wait what? Where! How??
i’m sorry did you mean
- poorly-phrased sensationalist headlines that completely fall apart when you actually read the goddamn primary article
What kon said, yeah. Like, okay, the billion-universes thing is sorta right because of many-worlds quantum physics, although most of those billions of universes are the same as ours with tiny differences in the average distributions of… particle… science… thingy, it’s complicated. And none of those universes get to do anything that technically defies physics.
Auras is no, “organs that sense energy” are we talking about like, eyes that can pick up light energy? I don’t know what hippie definition of “energy” is being used. Memory inheritance is no, meditation is a pretty useful thinking aid but it doesn’t do any healing, love is… well, they conveniently don’t make any claims about what else they think love is, and… I dunno about the compassion thing, but that’s not exactly a hypothesis you can design a test for. I’d imagine there are plenty of confounders that correlate with something as poorly defined as “compassion”.
come on man get on the cynicism train, you’ll be disappointed a whole lot less
come on man
what does “love is more than just an emotion” even mean? why would you want love to be more than an emotion? this is one of those “why do you even want life to have meaning” things again?
also like… the fact that stress is shitty for your body is Not News. The fact that meditation decreases stress is Not News Either. AFAIK the telomere thing hasn’t been studied in more than a small pilot study, but I wouldn’t be super-surprised if it turned out to be true (or false, for that matter). I don’t know why people think that mind-body interactions are ~oooooh spooky new age mystical magic~. Brains are a bodily organ? If they aren’t working as well as they could this affects other bodily organs? This shouldn’t be more surprising than the fact that when your liver isn’t working so well other bodily organs get messed up?
Sometimes the wacky mystics with bullshit explanations for why things work have things that actually work (if not for the reasons they say). This does not actually mean y’all are right about auras.
…also the “science proves humans have auras” thing is actually “science proves some people have synaesthasia.”
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this is the species that invented space flight